Sour Blueberries Presents: Salty Beans

You thrilled to Sweet Bananas, you chilled to Sour Blueberries, now get filled with Salty Beans; or, The Endless Prelude, the wondrous novel that goes on into eternity, so you can start with any chapter and be as far from the conclusion as anyone else. Like a magical bowl of salty beans! It is made on the spot in fresh batches, spiked with typos and errors of every conceivable variety, just for you. It’s like you’re living in a freaking fairytale, isn’t it? This space, as its title hints, was formerly home to the novel Sour Blueberries, which remains in the archives for paying subscribers to “enjoy” and is designed to be read in any order, or not at all.